Boundary Problems (continued)

New Things That The Monster Has Determined Are Not Poison:

Caramel popcorn1.
Cereal with (almond!) milk in it.
Cheeseburger.
Cheese popcorn1.
Cherry pie.
Chicken without fillers in it.
Chinese fortune cookies.
Chocolate almond milk.
Crunchy spring roll.

Yes, I also find it suspicious that everything on this list starts with ‘C’, but I’m so not investigating that, no way, no how.  I’ll continue to pretend that it’s got to be a coincidence, just like it’ll be a coincidence when carambola, churro and cucumber turn up on his plate.


1 While he’s always been a fan of popcorn, it’s had to be plain or butter-flavored — as long as it was dry, but not powdery.

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